Drop the Sleek Retractable Hardtop

Phil used to hate when I beat my stomach like a drum. I've been weighing myself lately and I learned something new about myself. I flux about 8 pounds on a daily basis. Is that good? It can't be. I have one cola and my poptop flexes outward, and oddly gets very hard. Some people ask if its muscle. My wife thinks its a tumor. My poker pals call it da budda and rub it for good luck. Me, i just wish it wasn't there. However it does have a particular musical quality. It has a hollow sound when you pat it. Pa rum pa pum pum. I march myself to bed.